Science! It works Bitches!

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Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:12:40 -0400

tyleroakley: sittingovation: Here are some famous quotes from...

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 06:06:43 -0400

sittingovation:

Here are some famous quotes from Michele “crazy eyes, I make Sarah Palin look like Hillary Clinton” Bachmann

1. “I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another… Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” – Bachmann, on the 1976 Swine Flu outbreak that happened when Gerald Ford, a Republican, was president. April 2009

2. “There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.” October, 2006

3. “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” April, 2009

4. “If we took away the minimum wage – if conceivably it was gone – we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” January, 2005

5. “This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say that this is gay.” Bachmann on homosexuality. May. 2004

6. “Does that mean that someone’s 13-year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus? That night, mom and dad are never the wiser.” – Bachmann on health care reform’s potential to dupe parents, October 2009.

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Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:14:44 -0400

tyleroakley: animatedmartian: What happens when two Clevorbots...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:08:39 -0400

tyleroakley:

animatedmartian:

What happens when two Clevorbots start talking to each other.

DEAD.

When you slip...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:04:39 -0400

tyleroakley:

toastedcereal:

Expectation:

Reality:

DYING.

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Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:10:15 -0400

tyleroakley: I don’t even have a sweet tooth, but… OMG!

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:08:04 -0400

tyleroakley:

I don’t even have a sweet tooth, but… OMG!

tyleroakley: Vile.

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:04:31 -0400

tyleroakley:

Vile.

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Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:44:38 -0400

wxchannel: The International Space Station passed over...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:41:19 -0400

wxchannel:

The International Space Station passed over Hurricane Irene at roughly 3:15pm ET Wednesday.

tyleroakley: Do you ever feel lonely? This video is all you...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:12:42 -0400

tyleroakley:

Do you ever feel lonely? This video is all you need.

absolute-best-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:10:17 -0400

absolute-best-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

absolute-best-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:09:03 -0400

absolute-best-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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tyleroakley: magicaldaydreamer: HOW TO: Make the First Move...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:55:30 -0400

tyleroakley:

magicaldaydreamer:

HOW TO: Make the First Move (by tyleroakley)

This is an oldie, but a goodie! I was JUST telling my coworkers this story during lunch! Funny I should see this here on Tumblr :]

tyleroakley: ADVERTISING: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:03:46 -0400

tyleroakley:

ADVERTISING: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

tyleroakley: Lady Gaga - 2009 - Paparazzi Hands down, best live...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:47:48 -0400

tyleroakley:

Lady Gaga - 2009 - Paparazzi

Hands down, best live performance I’ve ever witnessed.

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Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:27:10 -0400

How to write a paper in college/university:

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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.
19. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.
26. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.